The Fast, the Found, and the EarPods 🎧✨

I went digging in the lost-and-found, hoping to score a laptop charger.

Instead, destiny handed me something shinier: a pair of EarPods.

My heart whispered:

“Perfect! Think of all those endless Teams calls—you’ll finally hear everything clearly. Take them, it’s fate!”

My mind snapped:

“This isn’t fate—it’s theft. People here take pride in finding their valuables untouched, even after days. Don’t ruin that story with your sticky hands.”

Round one went to the heart.

I slipped them in, feeling like the champion of productivity.

But then my mind came back with a knockout line:

“Hold up—you’re fasting today. You’ll give up food for the sake of God, but you’ll snatch EarPods for the sake of Teams?”

Checkmate.

Fasting without food may cleanse the body,

but using stolen EarPods on Teams will only scramble the soul.

Moral: Better bad audio than a bad conscience.