A Walk to Remember (or Forget 🤣💩)

 You won’t believe what happened on my walk today…


So I’m walking all chill… and suddenly—emergency poop alert!! 🚨💩

I swear my stomach betrayed me.


But wait—did I panic? Nope.

I went full yogini mode ✨ and switched on bandha lock.

Poof—urge gone! 🙌


Except… tiny issue… once you lock, you can’t unlock 😅

So I had to finish my entire walk walking like a robot yoga instructor.


Upside: posture = 🔥, abs = engaged, I legit looked like I knew what I was doing.

Downside: I was praying with every step—

“Dear God, please no poop… and please no London rain ☔.”


And the culprit of this drama?

👉 Me, taking TWO Kayam Churan tablets last night.

Why? Don’t ask. 🤯


Result?

✔️ Free core workout

✔️ Unexpected spiritual experience 🙏

✔️ 1 kg weight loss overnight ⚖️🤣


Moral: sometimes fitness comes from the most ridiculous life choices.

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